Buzzards

What is that?

Is someone

at my back door?

Is there some kind of

trespasser

on my property?

What is that?

I check my doors.

My windows.

I listen...

Nothing.

What is that?

Is it...

On the roof?

It's loud.

Thumping.

I track the sound.

I'm prepared

to act...

defend...

with precision

and without mercy.

I...

Oh...

Freaking buzzards.

Man, they're big.

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